But here's the weird thing--I think the fries might be magic. Every single time I open the box and look at the contents I think to myself, "Hey, they kinda skimped on the fries." But somewhere between the box and my plate a miracle happens--the fries seem to double in number (I don't know how they do it, therefore it's a miracle). The fries that seemed inadequate in the box are now so plentiful they are falling off the edge of my plate. The only thing that would impress me more would be if the grease-stains on the bottom of the box were in the image of the Virgin Mary.
I think it's my destiny to figure out the secret behind these amazing, self-replicating fries. It's becoming pretty clear that this is going to require a lot of