Honey: So what's new?
me: i have a breakfast date with my friend stephanie on saturday
Honey: This Saturday or next Saturday?
me: this saturday
we're going for french toast at symposium
and kiki and i are going shopping for underwear on sunday
do i have an exciting life or what?
Honey: More exciting than mine.
Let's recap: Kendall: breakfast with a hotty on Saturday, shopping for underwear with another hotty on Sunday, probably great dinner with friends Sunday night. Me: Saturday get yelled at by pre-pubescent assholes online, Sunday more of the same, Sunday night finally break down and eat more shitty McDonalds food in an orgy of self-loathing
I'd say you win...
me: well when you put it that way...